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since I’ve been on the topic of my personal favorite LOTR ships, I wanna say I cannot imagine a better (funnier) couple 2x combo than Frodo/Sam and Merry/Eowyn because it would force everyone in the Shire to decide which relationship dynamic is weirder, 1. Known Traumatized Weirdo In Love With His Own Gardener or 2. Local Youth Has A Tall Sword Girlfriend And We’re Just Supposed To Understand Why

hearing a few interesting takes about this but it has been brought to my attention that Éowyn does in fact win the scandal points simply because she cannot cook (perhaps more horrifying to hobbits than having a sword or being tall)